Who’s that with the gleaming lock of hair? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Who knows all of JavaScript? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Who’s always busy with something? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Let him live on the sofa!
Who’s in a serious mood? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Who mined himself some bitcoin? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Who’s calm as a boa constrictor? (Chikh-Pykh!)
But if it comes to it, he’ll split a skull with a bottle!
Who went off to the seaside? (Chikh-Pykh!)
And lives there free of grief? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Conquering wide open spaces (Chikh-Pykh!)
In the reflection of a monitor!
Who doesn’t weep, doesn’t moan? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Who doesn’t argue with tramps? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Whom will Skynet leave alone? (Chikh-Pykh!)
Since deep down he’s a bit of an android himself!
And though there’s only the one kidney,
There’s heart enough for two!
Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh!
Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh!
Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh!
Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh! Chikh-Pykh!