I remember riding a marshrutka from Novodachnaya. I was about 22 — the age when it seems you already know everything and will never learn anything new.

Especially when it came to music.

I had already played the Offspring to death, played Metallica and Sepultura to death, Sum 41 had managed to jump onto the last car — that was it, my musical skeleton had set, nothing to add and nothing to take away.

And then this song comes on the radio (back then it was probably still Ultra). All the way home I memorize scraps of the words so I can find it on the internet later (there was no mobile internet yet).

The whole of The Black Parade is the apex of everything good music can be. There are plenty of albums by other artists with better songs on them, but I don’t know a single one where ALL the songs are this good and the whole album holds you from start to finish. (It’s one of the five albums I own on vinyl. I don’t really have anything to play it on, but I keep it as a token.)

I started “translating” The Sharpest Lives — that very song from the marshrutka — about five years ago, and finished it just the other day. In quotes because it is, of course, not a translation, just a feeling run through myself and distilled in another language.

A shot to remember!

Lyrics

The translation is a crib, not a singing version.

Что ни день — то капкан, вот изгнанника путь
Chto ni denʼ — to kapkan, vot izgnannika putʼ
Ну а мне б на диван и в одежде уснуть
Nu a mne b na divan i v odezhde usnutʼ
Да, я мерзок и пьян после ночи распутства
Da, ya merzok i pʼyan posle nochi rasputstva
Содом как искусство; ты только прошу не ори
Sodom kak iskusstvo; ty tolʼko proshu ne ori
Как по Берну начало игры
Kak po Bernu nachalo igry
Алкоголики, жертвы, менты и воры
Alkogoliki, zhertvy, menty i vory
А я шатко, но верно, да в тартарары
A ya shatko, no verno, da v tartarary
И мне сладко от скверны, что льётся по венам внутри
I mne sladko ot skverny, chto lʼyotsya po venam vnutri
Прости, малыш
Prosti, malysh
Этот яд быстрее пуль
Etot yad bystreye pulʼ
Ты просто пошли мне
Ty prosto poshli mne
Прощальный поцелуй
Proshchalʼny potseluy
А мне бы вжарить покрепче
A mne by vzharitʼ pokrepche
Чтоб эту бездну под рёбрами унять
Chtob etu bezdnu pod ryobrami unyatʼ
Кто боль бессмертием лечит
Kto bolʼ bessmertiyem lechit
Тому нет разницы жить иль умирать
Tomu net raznitsy zhitʼ ilʼ umiratʼ
Под пеплом бывших империй
Pod peplom byvshikh imperiy
Сожжённых светом что сотни солнц светлей
Sozhzhonnykh svetom chto sotni solnts svetley
Смешались люди и звери
Smeshalisʼ lyudi i zveri
Беги, любовь, пока я ещё не зверь
Begi, lyubovʼ, poka ya yeshcho ne zverʼ
А в глуши беспросветной не видно ни зги
A v glushi besprosvetnoy ne vidno ni zgi
Собрались людоеды и точат клыки
Sobralisʼ lyudoyedy i tochat klyki
Скоро выход Джульетты, сверкают мостки
Skoro vykhod Dzhulʼyetty, sverkayut mostki
Мой возлюбленный, где ты? мне страшно, прошу, помоги
Moy vozlyublenny, gde ty? mne strashno, proshu, pomogi
Прости, малыш,
Prosti, malysh,
Этот яд сильней любви
Etot yad silʼney lyubvi
Ты просто расслабься
Ty prosto rasslabʼsya
И будет селяви
I budet selyavi
А мне бы вжарить покрепче
A mne by vzharitʼ pokrepche
Чтоб эту бездну под рёбрами унять
Chtob etu bezdnu pod ryobrami unyatʼ
Кто боль бессмертием лечит
Kto bolʼ bessmertiyem lechit
Тому нет разницы жить иль умирать
Tomu net raznitsy zhitʼ ilʼ umiratʼ
Под пеплом бывших империй
Pod peplom byvshikh imperiy
Сожжённых светом что сотни солнц светлей
Sozhzhonnykh svetom chto sotni solnts svetley
Смешались люди и звери
Smeshalisʼ lyudi i zveri
Беги, любовь, пока я ещё не зверь
Begi, lyubovʼ, poka ya yeshcho ne zverʼ
Яд сильней любви
Yad silʼney lyubvi
Яд сильней любви
Yad silʼney lyubvi
Яд сильней любви
Yad silʼney lyubvi
Этот яд
Etot yad
Every day another trap, such is the exile’s path
But me, I’d rather hit the couch and fall asleep in my clothes
Yes, I’m vile and drunk after a night of debauchery
Sodom as an art form; just please don’t yell
, the game begins
Alcoholics, victims, cops and robbers
And me, shakily but surely, off to Tartarus
And the filth flowing through my veins tastes sweet to me
Sorry, baby
This poison is faster than bullets
Just send me
A goodbye kiss
And I could use something stiffer
To quiet this abyss under my ribs
Whoever treats pain with immortality
Doesn’t care whether to live or die
Under the ashes of former empires
Burned by a light brighter than hundreds of suns
People and beasts are mixed together
Run, love, while I’m not a beast yet
And in the pitch-dark wilds you can’t see a thing
The cannibals have gathered and are sharpening their fangs
Juliet’s entrance is soon, the boards are glittering
My beloved, where are you? I’m scared, please, help me
Sorry, baby,
This poison is stronger than love
Just relax
And it’ll be c’est la vie
And I could use something stiffer
To quiet this abyss under my ribs
Whoever treats pain with immortality
Doesn’t care whether to live or die
Under the ashes of former empires
Burned by a light brighter than hundreds of suns
People and beasts are mixed together
Run, love, while I’m not a beast yet
Poison stronger than love
Poison stronger than love
Poison stronger than love
This poison

Music: My Chemical Romance

Lyrics: Vova Zakharov